Ultimate Punch
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rrose-cestlavie:

eternomark replied to your post: currently looking up booze-y recipes with watermelon

Oh I’m just letting you know what I’ll be wearing. it’s jungle themed. And that’s my entire costume. Just OFF! to keep the bugs off of my exposed junk.

Reblog if you’re a mindless idiot

Edit: Hahaha, jokes on you. I was just pretending to be a mindless idiot.

My brother’s friends say the most ignorant shit.

Man, if I had a girl and she tried to bring a boy over to the house I’d just say, “Hell no. You better get him out of here. Lucky for me I have a boy so I can just let him do whatever.”

Are you fucking kidding me?

My day today

10 Check Craigslist job postings

20 Submit resumes

30 Play Minecraft

40 Check Tumblr

50 Check Reddit

60 GOTO 10

Shortly I’m going to devour this pot roast, and it’s going to be fucking delicious.

Shortly I’m going to devour this pot roast, and it’s going to be fucking delicious.

If you aren’t following this blog, you don’t have the scoop on Burgerman’s poop. And that’s a damned shame.

thenmikestates:

  • i somehow used a sad face with winky eyes ;( in a text. i’m not sure what emotion that’s supposed to convey

The winky eyes conveys a touch of whimsy.

My Day

thenmikestates:

The plan: wake up early, go running, chill out in the pool, play guitar

What actually happened: woke up late, ate an entire pizza, watched veronica mars, took a nap

The Mike walked itself home, ate a pizza, then took a nap.

thenmikestates:

I always catch the clock, it’s 11:11 and now you wanna caulk?

It’s not hard to dream you’ll always be my sili-Konstantine.

thenmikestates:

I always catch the clock, it’s 11:11 and now you wanna caulk?

It’s not hard to dream you’ll always be my sili-Konstantine.